If your boyfriend calls you 50 times, sends 100 text messages and 300 emails all in one day, he might be a psycho. If you're still unsure, learn to tell if your boyfriend is a psycho, but first ask him to stop staring over your shoulder as you read this.
Instructions
1. Ignore his attempts at communication. Avoid his calls and disregard his text messages for an afternoon. If you find him in your bushes wearing a ski mask and gloves, he is definitely psycho. Normal boyfriends don't get so angry when they can't get ahold of you. Psycho boyfriends tend to lose their cool and do psycho things like stalk you.
2. Wear something sexy. If your boyfriend instantly demands that you put on a "moo-moo," he's certainly psycho. Psycho boyfriends have issues with insecurity and placing demands on the way you dress. Normal boyfriends are proud of their woman, especially when she looks hot.
3. Say that Brad Pitt is cute. If your boyfriend threatens to jump off of a bridge, he is positively psycho. Psycho boyfriends fall apart at the very thought of you being with someone else, even though that person is completely unattainable. You'll never even have a chance to meet Brad Pitt, and normal boyfriends recognize that.
4. Stay out late with your girlfriends. If your boyfriend shows up at the club and slashes your girlfriends' tires, he is without a doubt psycho. Psycho boyfriends have issues with control and jealousy, especially when it comes to where you go and who you are with. Normal boyfriends give you the space and freedom you need to have fun with your girlfriends once in a while.
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